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Post by Spider on Aug 1, 2008 23:06:55 GMT -5
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Post by Spider on Aug 1, 2008 23:08:57 GMT -5
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Post by Spider on Aug 1, 2008 23:11:23 GMT -5
Hello Here's one for y'all _________________
How Many Zeros In A Billion?
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want that 'politician' spending YOUR TAX MONEY.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases.
A. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
B. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
C. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth.
E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours & 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain... Let's take a look at New Orleans ... It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) asked Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
But what does it all mean?
A Well... If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans. (every man, woman, & child) You each get $516,528.
B Or... If you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.
C Or... If you are a family of four... your family gets $2,066,012.
Washington , D. C. HELLO! Are all your calculators broken?? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt... We had the largest middle class in the world... and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax Corporate Income Tax CDL License Tax Cigarette Tax Dog License Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Federal Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel Permit Tax Gasoline Tax Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Tax Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service charge taxes Social Security Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) State Income Tax Sales Taxes School Tax Road Usage Tax (Truckers) Recreational Vehicle Tax Telephone Federal Excise Tax Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal, State & Local Surcharge Tax Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Telephone Recurring & Non-recurring Charges Tax Telephone State & Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge Tax Utility Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Workers Compensation Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
What happened? Can you spell [glow=crimson,2,300]'POLITICIANS'[/glow] And I still have to press "1" for English !! __ 'S' CO$T OF DUBYA'$ WAR McBush
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Post by Spider on Aug 1, 2008 23:13:30 GMT -5
Clic Pic.Sen. John McCain, 'WW III', and 'The Draft'__ 'S'
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Post by Spider on Aug 1, 2008 23:16:44 GMT -5
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Post by Spider on Aug 1, 2008 23:19:03 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Ooops .. See Ya Later [/glow] __ 'S'
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Post by Spider on Aug 1, 2008 23:21:27 GMT -5
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Post by Spider on Aug 1, 2008 23:23:33 GMT -5
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Post by Spider on Aug 1, 2008 23:25:31 GMT -5
It's 3am, and John McCain needs to read an email.[clic pic]__ 'S'
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Post by Spider on Aug 1, 2008 23:27:31 GMT -5
Another satisfied 'FRIEND' of ... John McWarClic Pic __ 'S'
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Post by Spider on Aug 2, 2008 0:30:58 GMT -5
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Post by Spider on Aug 2, 2008 0:32:20 GMT -5
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Post by Spider on Aug 2, 2008 0:41:02 GMT -5
Clic Pic"We Will Rock Lock You Up"'Slammed'
"Welcome to the Age of Incarceration"Related Article__ 'S'
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Post by Spider on Aug 2, 2008 0:43:05 GMT -5
President Bush is asked about our using our spy satellites to track the Iraqi army, who are our , allies.
Read more about this at this CBS News website . [/color] [glow=red,2,300] Dubya's 'Love Satellite' [/glow][clic pic] __ 'S' [/center]
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Post by Spider on Aug 2, 2008 0:55:17 GMT -5
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Post by Spider on Aug 2, 2008 0:57:34 GMT -5
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"MY FRIENDS"
(This is what we 'free thinkers' have to deal with in America)
A liberal media that bends over so far backwards to be "fair" that it becomes just as bad as FOX News. Or the Klu Klux Klan!!
A liberal publication like the New Yorker thinks it's funny to make Mrs. Obama some radical black panther and Barack Obama basically a terrorist.
(you'll note that he looks just like Osama bin Laden on the wall), and they're even burning the American flag in the Oval Office! (that's supposed to be the White House, get it?).
They put Osama bin Laden on the wall of the Oval Office. And this is funny? Is the New Yorker so out of touch that they don't realize that much of America, or at least too much of America, harbors these very concerns about Obama and his wife?
I'm sure the New Yorker thinks they're actually poking holes in the myth by making light of these stereotypes.
Yeah, and tell us how this pokes fun at these stereotypes? It reinforces them, if anything..
And yet again, you'd never see them try anything like this with John McCain.
But paint Obama and his wife as America-hating, flag-burning, violent terrorists and it's funny.
But wait .. A few days later Vanity Fair released their satirical cover of John McCain.
Personally I don't like either one of these satirical covers because I think they are 'horning in' on what I've been doing for years on the internet.
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Post by Spider on Aug 2, 2008 1:04:00 GMT -5
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Post by Spider on Aug 2, 2008 1:05:54 GMT -5
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Post by Spider on Aug 2, 2008 1:14:02 GMT -5
"Wake up Johnny - It's 2008"__ 'S'
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Post by Spider on Aug 2, 2008 1:47:35 GMT -5
“Dad’s Band!”
Song of the Day: “Hot Headed” by Bruce Hopman (featuring Bruce Hopman)
As some of you may know, my Dad is running for President. I hope you’ve been enjoying my iPod playlists and tales from the trail - like that time we spent 19 hours shopping with Mom last week in the Hills but ended up not buying any of that plebian Oscar de la Renta loser-wear.
(you go, Mom!) The Secret Service guys are so much fun - always joking about what a pain Mom and I are with our ‘first world problems’ - whatever that means! Pretty crazy.
Anyway, I’m sure you all heard by now that Dad has been getting amped up for his totally cool town hall meetings by listening to “Take a Chance on Me” by ABBA.
But what a lot of people forget is that Dad used to be in his own band! I know, like who knew, right?
If you’ve been following Dads style you know Dad rocks, but check it out - he used to literally rock as the front man of his old band, The Keating Five!
Dad’s friends Alan, Dennis, John G., and Donny were the other members of the band, but I think Dad was probably the leader, since he got paid the most - $112,000! That was probably a lot of money back then, even if it’s less than most of us girls’ allowances nowadays - or Dad’s allowance now that I think about it.
(you go, Mom!)
Dad and the guys also got to go on tour at least nine times, sometimes at a club called “Kat-K” all the way in the Bahamas! They must have been pretty popular there. Mom used to take me and the nanny to go watch Dad rehearse at the new mall with the band’s manager, Mr. K.
The Keating Five even got some reviews in National Thrift News and Arizona Republic, and for a while they were so hot that Mr. Grey started a fan club, and then the band had to do a bunch of interviews.
From what Dad tells me, the band broke up pretty soon after that. He doesn’t like to talk about it very much now. (he’s so modest!)
But I think Dad still rocks!
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