Post by Cobra on Aug 31, 2008 22:33:08 GMT -5
A MESSAGE FROM OUR IRISH FRIENDS
An e-mail from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States...a point
to ponder despite your political affiliation:
'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to
hold an election in the United States.
On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another
lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and
heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who
is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country
her husband wants to run !
Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts
with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology and is married to a good looking
younger woman who owns a beer distributorship !!
What in God's name are ya lads thinkin' over in the colonies !
It oughta be a clear choice now!
to ponder despite your political affiliation:
'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to
hold an election in the United States.
On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another
lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and
heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who
is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country
her husband wants to run !
Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts
with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology and is married to a good looking
younger woman who owns a beer distributorship !!
What in God's name are ya lads thinkin' over in the colonies !
It oughta be a clear choice now!
