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Post by Spider on Feb 13, 2009 2:47:24 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ~ ANTI-THEFT LUNCH BAG ~ __ 'S' |
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Post by Spider on Feb 16, 2009 14:49:49 GMT -5
  THE Right Brain vs Left Brain Test
Do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? [/color][/size] If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa.
Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise
though you can try to focus and change the direction;
see if you can do it.
Note:
(Some people can control the direction with their mind)
(Others hit themselves on the side of their head) [/b][/blockquote] LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS [/size] [anti-clockwise]
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe
RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS [clockwise]
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking
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Post by Spider on Feb 18, 2009 5:03:59 GMT -5
- UNCERTAINTY - __
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Post by Spider on Mar 2, 2009 14:16:11 GMT -5
;D ;D 
"Why is my stomach suddenly vibrating" .. Nokia phone still works after week inside a fish
February 28, 2009
by Chris Matyszczyk When it comes to losing your cell phone in the sea, you expect it to be buried there.
You certain don't expect it to turn up a week later inside a fish.
And you most definitely don't expect it to still be working.
However, British businessman Andrew Cheatle
appears to be the owner of the most resilient Nokia 1600 in the world.
He told the Sun newspaper,
"I was messing about with my dog, and my phone
must have fallen out and been swept out in the swell.
I kept calling it, but I gave up hope after a couple of days." He went shopping for a new cell phone with his clearly understanding girlfriend. Suddenly, her phone rang, and a chap on the other end
asked her to swallow the story of a 25-pound cod he had just caught.
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Post by Spider on Mar 19, 2009 1:08:39 GMT -5
REALISTIC 3-D
'SIDEWALK CHALK ART' [/b][/size][/color]  .  This is an artist who uses the sidewalk as his canvas. With nothing more than colored chalk and his creativity,
Julian Beever creates 3D sidewalk art that makes you
feel like you are “seeing things”.
Julian’s 3D artwork is amazing because it looks unbelievably realistic
when seen from the right perspective.
If you look at the same piece of artwork from the wrong perspective
it actually loses it’s 3D effect.
The piece shown above creates the illusion that the sidewalk is broken apart
to reveal the piping that feeds a fountain.
I strongly suggest checking out Julian’s Website
for some other unbelievable 3D pavement drawings.
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Post by Spider on Apr 8, 2009 15:30:24 GMT -5
[ Satire - Re-Writing History ] Poof! The Magic Jihadist!
In the 1979 animation adventure, Puff the Magic Dragon and the Land of Living Lies, the Dragon takes a little girl called Sandy (Condoleeza), who has a vivid imagination and lies a lot to escape the problems of her troubled home, to the Land of the Living Lies (DC), where she meets such famous fibbers as Pinocchio (GWB) and the boy (Gonzales) who cried wolf, and honesty is prosecuted:
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Sandy: Puff, look!
Puff: That is the famous purple cow that no one has ever seen.
Sandy: And the pink elephant.
Puff: That some see too often.
Sandy: Who is that?
Puff: Kilroy. Always was there, and never was anywhere.
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Prosecutor: Little girl, isn’t it true you zipped the zapper when you snipped the snoo?
Sandy: I can’t understand him.
Puff: Because he’s the prosecuting attorney: a genuine flim-flam.
Prosecutor: And furthermore, you frightened the flip by frying the frisbee. Uh huh!
Therefore I put to case that all the while the fluster flittered, your velocipede matriculated.
DIDN'T YOU?
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Puff: [eating homework]
Arithmetic. Ketchup goes well with lower mathematics.
Sandy: Where are we?
Puff: Oh, a long way from your house, I'm sure.
Puff: Don't you think it’s odd that I, a dragon, should eat homework for lunch? Of course it’s odd, for it never happened. It was a falsehood, a canard, a prevarication. Oh, why beat about the bush. It was a simple lie told by a little girl named Sandy.
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The jihadists are coming! The jihadists are here. Poof! They are gone. “It was a falsehood, a canard,
a prevarication. Oh, why beat about the bush. It was a simple lie told by ….”
And so the horned jihadists of the Horn of Africa have come and gone like the “purple cow that no one has ever seen” or “the pink elephant that some see too often.” Across the dusty Ogaden border, we were told, lurked 8000-strong wild-eyed jihadists poised to overrun Ethiopia. “Mothers, hide your children! Fathers, come out with your pitchforks! Soldiers, put on your battle dresses and sling your guns.
The jihadists are coming!
The jihadists are here!
Where are they?
Here! There!
Everywhere!
Poof,
the magic jihadists are gone!
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Post by moonpuppy on Apr 9, 2009 9:07:01 GMT -5
Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it. Can't, too busy looking at her rack...  |
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Post by Spider on Apr 9, 2009 9:27:58 GMT -5
Yeah - That Two
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Post by Spider on May 22, 2009 7:33:22 GMT -5
~ STRANGE STORM A'COMING ~ __
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Post by Spider on May 24, 2009 11:15:25 GMT -5
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Post by Spider on Aug 11, 2011 11:37:13 GMT -5
~ The Time Machine ~
... You'll be pleasantly surprised with this one ...
Click-on 'Year of your Birth' below.
Type the year only!!
Then click the question (?) mark.
Sit back and enjoy.
'Year of your Birth'
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Post by Spider on Aug 28, 2011 2:05:52 GMT -5
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