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Post by 2much4U on Jul 12, 2010 23:48:47 GMT -5
Male Date-Drug (be sure to watch the video at the end)Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-drug on the market called 'Beer' . The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'.. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'. Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book. For a video to see how Beer works click the beer demo below: |
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Post by brobin on Jul 14, 2010 7:43:09 GMT -5
Good one!!!
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Post by Spider on Jun 11, 2011 9:02:53 GMT -5
YEOW ... A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary.
"When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen year old toy boy.
Because you are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2014 4:00:03 GMT -5
My, my spidey. Mrs. spidey must be an awfully good sport!!!
And btw, the well seems to have run dry awfully quickly on this topic.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2014 4:05:55 GMT -5
Why Men Are Like Computers:
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody’s home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter.
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Post by Spider on Jun 8, 2014 4:16:41 GMT -5
Why Men Are Like Computers: 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody’s home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 1. Size does matter.  What women do to men that like computers.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2014 14:57:04 GMT -5
Men Are Like...
Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like...Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like...Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like...Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.
Men are like...Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like...High Heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like...Curling Irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair.
Men are like...Mini Skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like...Department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like...Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like...Chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like...Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like...Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like...Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like...Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like...Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and what's left is handicapped.
Men are like...Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he will last.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that make dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know, it's never happened.
Why are men like tile floors?
If you lay 'em properly the first time you can walk all over 'em for years.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they're plugged into a genius!!
Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends
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Post by Spider on Sept 30, 2014 1:32:08 GMT -5
That Boston Girls Say
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What women do to men that like computers.